LAUREN: How was work?

WHITNEY: I’m tired. Ok, what’s up with your text message first of all?

LAUREN: When I sat down she wasn’t there, she was late, and they called roll and the woman called her name and I was like…

WHITNEY: Was she sitting by you?

GG: I wouldn’t sit by either of you stuck-up twats.

LAUREN: She was like one seat away from me. Like seriously, come on.

GG: I’ll come wherever you want me to sweetie. Open wide.

WHITNEY: That’s just really, really random that she would be in your class.

GG: Not as random as it would be if I was in your ass.

LAUREN: If we were in a lecture hall it’d be so chill. I’d never even see the girl. I’m in a class of like sixteen.

WHITNEY: Well just because she’s in your class doesn’t mean like…

LAUREN: No, totally. I hope she just like, leaves me alone.

GG: I will leave you alone, but only after you wrap your lips around my hard candy cock and eat my fuc.

WHITNEY: What a great way to start your day off.

GG: Do you see this mannequin? Spencer and his little dick just got finished fucking it. He said it was more animated than that Heidi bitch.

LAUREN: I’m sure it will be fine, but it’s just so random.

WHITNEY: I know, right?

[FADE OUT]

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