Cokie the Clown isn’t as punk as you thought. He didn’t force the SXSW patrons to drink his Patrón and piss as previously reported. A second camera reveals he did a switcheroo before hitting the stage. |

Sorry dudes, looks like it’s eBay if you’re hoping to score a copy of Ryan Adams’ vinyl-only sci-fi metal concept record. It sold out in a day. | Link

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Since we’re talking Danzig, why not a Bieber-Misfits mash-up? | Link

Fuck it, let’s make it a Danzig trifecta by featuring this comic that imagines a homo affair between Danzig and Rollins | Link

Saint Joey

Allen E. Brown is a pimp. No, seriously — he sells bitches on the street. He also has one of the most amazing hairstyles we’ve ever seen.

See Mark Ryden paint Abraham Lincoln in 4 minutes:

That’s one million million by the way.

It’s a fine line between clever and stupid | Link

Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted gets an art show | Link

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