3.10.2009

Danny Gokey Has Bad Taste in Shirtwear

Don’t get us wrong, Danny Gokey on this season’s “American Idol” has one of the best voices and best chances of winning the show. But sweet jesus he has bad taste in shirtwear. We can hang with his collection of wide-armed rectangular plastic glasses, but the dude’s penchant for t-shirts and button-ups with artsy prints on them really needs to go. If you’re going to rock a t-shirt, at least follow Simon’s lead and make it simple and plain. And if you insist on wearing something with a print, at least go vintage. And none of that retro Urban Outfitter reprint crap either. Bottom line: His Barney’s-bought print tees are seriously gag-tastic. The season has only just begun, yet look at all the madness:

Shirts with buttons and a collar should not have prints on them. Ever.

Loyalty and temperance are lovely sentiments, but please put them in your heart and not on your t-shirt.

Look, the word “No” is very clearly written on your shirt Danny. Why aren’t you listening?

Perhaps the most egregious offender of them all is this sucker, which has the audacity to be printed not just on the front, but sides, sleeves and everywhere!

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