1 Blake Schwarzenbach + Aaron Cometbus = Thorns of Life

2 Lars Ulrich + Whining about illegal Metallica downloads = $13.5 million Basquiat

3 David Fincher + Brad Pitt aging backwards = “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

4 Classic KISS + Classic artworks = A new show from Ron English

5 IGN’s 10 Great Punk Singers + The exclusion of Jello Biafra and Joe Strummer = Seriously?

6 The failure of The Ataris last album + a desperate attempt at regaining fans = a reversion to their old style on a new demo:

7 Gaius Baltar campaign posters + Wealthy nerds = “Battlestar Galactica” props and costumes on the auction block

8 Max Bemis of Say Anything + Chris Conley of Saves the Day =

9 Green Day + Converse = (RED) Shoe

10 Weird Craigslist ads + bogus responses = , our new obsession

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