A (Not So) Complete History of Naked ‘Real World’ Cast Members
It’s hard to believe “The Real World” has been running on MTV for twenty seasons now. By our calculations, that’s 153 cast members, 68 drunken blackouts, 39 hot tub makeouts and at least two intra-”Real World” marriages.
The show may have started out as a soap opera populated by disparate personalities intent on changing roommate perceptions, but by season 5 it had already become a showcase for hard-bodied fame mongers hoping to bed anything and everything that entered the house, roommate or otherwise. It’s surprising then that it took twenty seasons for the network to launch Real World Dailies, a site where viewers can see un-pixelated versions of some of the racier scenes on the show, along with outtakes and other stuff that didn’t make it into the episodes. What used to end up on “The Real World You Never Saw” DVDs has instead gone online.
It makes sense then that so many ex-cast members have ended up nude on the internets over the years. Some bared all intentionally in hopes of parlaying their 15 minutes of almost-fame into 16 or 17, while others were unintentionally exposed thanks to amateur pornographers who snapped cell phone photos and freeze-framed episodes in hopes of grabbing just a smidge of nip. Here now, a look at some of “The Real World” cast members who bared more than just their soul.
Click the pixelated pics below for the uncensored versions
Eric Nies was a roommate on the show’s very first season, and will forever hold the distinction of being the first “Real World-er” to get nekkid on camera. What an honor! Jennifer Aniston later borrowed this pose for her Rolling Stone cover.
Here’s another shot of Nies, welcoming his pecker to the real world.
Somehow, Beth Stolarczyk from season 2 is just as annoying naked as she is clothed.
In this photo from a shoot for nude photographer Spencer Tunick, we can almost see Dan Renzi’s dong. Dan was a member of the “Real World: Miami” cast.
Flora shows off her stamens and pistil. She too was part of the Miami cast.
After her stint on the “Real World: London,” Jacinda Barrett went on to become a legitimate film actor — the only one in the show’s history. She bared her boobs in the drama “The Human Stain” alongside Nicole Kidman and Anthony Hopkins.
This is as close as you’ll get to seeing Mallory’s mamories. After the Paris season she became a model and made the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
Proud owner of the giantest juggs in the history of series (no small teat feat), Coral Smith from “The Real World: Back to New York” does her best to hide her hooters.
“The Real World: Austin” was home to Melinda Stolp who got half-wasted before getting half-naked.
Before her time on “The Real World: San Diego,” Robin Hibbard worked at Coyote Ugly, which also describes her overly-large boob job. (Original image removed by request, but you might find what you’re looking for here).
Danny Roberts from the New Orleans season displays his dink as part of his own private Mardi Gras.
Tonya Cooley was a roommate on the eleventh season of the show, set in Chicago.
Not satisfied with only photographs of her naked frame, Tonya transitioned to the world of soft-core porn by appearing in the late-night Cinemax series “The Erotic Traveler.”
Here we see Arissa from Las Vegas, though we like to call her Ar-ass-a.
Also from the Las Vegas season is Trishelle Cannatella, Golden Globes winner.
Dave Malinosky from “The Real World: Hollywood” is an ass. Also, he has one.
Here we get a gander at Kim’s cans, or at least one of them, during a drunken confessional from the Hollywood season about what a slut her other roommates are.
Ashley Lindley from “The Real World: Washington D.C.” did some test shots for Playboy before getting cast in the show, but this is probably the most naked we’ll get to see her. Bet you didn’t know she had a tattoo there!
Presto! Here’s Preston’s rear from “The Real World: New Orleans.”
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