3.24.2007

George Bush Is A Douche.com

Hi, fool me once, shame on -- you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again
What’s wrong with all of you lefty Commie pinko bastards? We were appalled recently at the sheer number of nose-thumbing Bush-related URLs still up for grabs. How is it possible that GeorgeBushCanBlowMe.com isn’t taken? And what about GeorgeBushIsAFucktard.org? These are ripe for the picking people! Maybe YuppiePunk World HQ should start buying them all up one by one and redirecting them here. Imagine the traffic spike we would enjoy were we to suddenly map GeorgeBushIsADouche.com to this page as well. Thankfully, many of you patriotic Americans have already snatched up the snarky domains below. But with only a handful of months before Dubya is dunzo, you better get cracking. Fool me once, shame on — you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.

anti-bush.com was created by a 12-year-old.
bushlies.com
bushsucks.com
doyouhatebush.com
evilbush.com
fuckgeorge.com
fuckgeorgewbush.com
georgewbushblows.com redirects to dubyasworld.com
georgebushbuttplug.com (great fucking URL!) gives you the ability to shove George’s head up your ass (though admittedly that’s a less exciting propspect than him sticking his head up his own ass)
georgebushdoesntcareaboutwhitepeopleeither.com
georgebusheatsbabies.com has 57 (so far) pieces of evidence to prove this theory.
georgebushhasastupidface.com
georgebushisadick.com redirects to darrenlambeth.com, homepage of a Black saxophonist (Blacksaphonist?).
georgebushisanasshole.com
georgebushisamotherfucker.com
georgebushisathreeyearold.com
georgebushisgay.com is pretty funny (if, a little similiar to that Elijah Wood is gay site).
georgebushisafag.com is also pretty funny.
georgebushsucks.com; bushsux.com; gwbushsuck.com; ihatebush.com are all owned by Hated.com.
georgewsucks.com
impeachbush.com
lamebush.com
moronbush.com
shittybush.com lets you vandalize a portrait of the Prez (here’s ours).
presidentbushsucks.org
worstpresidentever.com

And bonus points to George “Boom Boom” Soros who redirects dickcheneyisanasshole.com along with dickcheneyisadick.com/ to his organization’s homepage. Holla!

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