Welcome to the fifth edition of the YuppiePunk | Aperture Music podcast. From Don Johnson to Joe Pesci, this edition features songs from singin’ celebrities. It’s been a while since we last ‘casted, but we hope you find it was worth the wait. As usual, you can download the songs ala carte below — until they expire — or better yet, so you’ll get new editions whenever we post ‘em. Plus you’ll get to hear the super hot robot-voiced DJ. So let’s get it started. And while we’re at it, let’s get retarded.

John Travolta – “I Don’t Know What I Like About You Baby”
Our sentiments exactly John.

Don Johnson – “The Last Sound Love Makes”
Four words: Finger tapping guitar solo.

Bruce Willis – “Under the Boardwalk”
Too bad Bruce couldn’t have left the demos to this session under something.

Joe Pesci – “Got To Get You Into My Life”
Audio proof that you shouldn’t mix “Good Fellas” with good music.

Leonard Nimoy – “Gentle on My Mind”
William Shatner – “Mr. Tambourine Man”
Going where no men had gone before… or really should ever.

Hulk Hogan – “Hullkster’s Back”
Because the size of one’s muscles has a direct correlation on one’s ability to rap.

Jerry Mathers – “Wind Up Toy”
I think you may have been a little hard on the Beaver there Ward. That song was absolutely adorable.

John Schneider – “The Broken Promised Land”
Not any worse than your average religious country record. Ok well maybe just a little.

Eddie Murphy – “Party All the Time”
Apparently Eddie’s funniness (“Delirious,” anyone?) is in direction opposition to his musicality. In other words, perhaps its time for Eddie’s musical comeback (“Norbit,” anyone?)!

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