When we’ve read all the magazines, listened to all the mp3s, and placed our final eBay bids for that ultra-rare, fur-lined Karen O Beanie Baby we’ve been eyeing, the staff here at YuppiePunk World HQ turn their bloodshot eyes to the endless ream of search terms logged by Google, Yahoo!, MSN, Technorati et al that drive readers to this site (that very well may have been the longest sentence in the history of YuppiePunk!). As usual, many of you have been landing here in search of Kat Von D and/or her tits tats, photos of celebrity’s pissing, and anything and everything relating to Carrot Top shirtless. But more interesting than the information people find here is the information they don’t… but wish they did. Like the search term gems below, which we hope will keep sending disappointed readers our way for years to come (YuppiePunk.org: Disappointing readers since 2005). Besides, how else will we become one of the web’s top sources for ?

gay emo
Wait, there are other kinds?

punk tits
Ask and ye shall receive.

emo tits
Ask and ye shall receive.

tattoo vagina
tattoo on vagina
vagina tattoo
This dude has like a hole whole (NSFW) collection.

gay Mexican
Mexican gay guys
Sorry, nothing about Menudo here.

butthole inside out
look at my butthole
There is only one word for this search term: Goatse.

ice whammies
Whammies were the villains in the game show “Press Your Luck,” but as far as we can tell, there was never one made of ice. There were plenty of cool ones though — like these classic Whammies, or these newer ones. And speaking of game show villains, there was a character on the campy combat classic “American Gladiators” named Ice, but it was Gemini that appeared on an episode of “Press Your Luck.”

mooning tourists
For 27 years, residents of Laguna Nigel, California have been showing their asses to passengers on the Amtrak train that runs thru town.

Grim Reaper metal band T-shirts
We’re not really down with ironic metal band T’s, mostly because we un-ironically spent our youth worshipping at metal’s alter. But if we were down, this overly-dramatic British band would be the one to immortalize. And Weezer had the same idea in their video for “We Are All on Drugs.”

Is Sherman Hemsley gay?
Would Lindsay Lohan blow the Pope?

octopus ass
It has eight buttholes!

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