Welcome to the first ever YuppiePunk.org NSFW Spectacular — a roundup of recent images deemed not safe for the almighty workplace (unless of course you are: a) working in a country other than America that isn’t in the Middle East or Asia b) self-employed c) trying to get your coworker fired by reading YuppiePunk.org on his/her computer). Previously, the letters N, S, F, and W were best known for being chosen first during the final round of “Wheel of Fortune” (they are also handy during Scrabble), but along with the rise of the blogosphere, came a new association for the letters. An association guaranteed to get the adrenaline pumping and the heart a racin’. So click on, ye pervs, you know you want to.

Gwyneth’s gown gives us a great gander at her gorgeous globes.

Alyssa Milano poses with Usher, though his earrings aren’t the only things that are blingin’.

Um, Christina, you know we can totally see completely thru your shirt, right?

Lake Bell, star of NBC’s “Surface,” shows off the surface of her ass.

Lo was virtually missing from this season of “Laguna Beach,” but this shot should help her gain back some expoure.

Jeff Probst confirms where they keep the “Survivor” immunity idol between seasons.

This shot from UK Esquire has got us thinking about Keira nightly.

Thankfully Brooke neglected to shield her boobs on the red carpet.

PR guru/pedestrian runner-overer Lizzie Grubman flashes the paparazzi more than her gap-toothed smile.

Former “Ed” babe Julie Bowen whoops it up, and oops goes her dress.

Latin pop star Paulina Rubio showcases her international talents.