If there’s one thing we here at Yuppie Punk World HQ love, it’s monkeys. Meet Charlie, a chimpanzee at the Bloemfontein Zoo in South Africa. The bad news: After Charlie began mimicking the hand gestures of zoo patrons who were smoking, zoo patrons began throwing lit cigarettes at Charlie, who is now a full-fledged smoker. Like a naughty schoolboy, Charlie even hides his smokes when zookeepers come in to fetch them from him. The good news: He now gets laid more than Tommy Lee.

Alternate punch line #1: Rumor has it that on a recent trip to California, Charlie nailed Bubbles.
Alternate punch line #2: You should see what he can do with a cigar.