A new season of “The Surreal Life“ debuted last night on VH1, and we gotta say, the series is off to a fantastic — albeit surprisingly gay — start. For those not in the know, “The Surreal Life” is “The Real World” gone celebrity, whereby VH1 replaces the obscenely attractive twenty-somethings of the MTV version with less attractive C-list celebs. In this season’s inaugural episode, not only does the Go-Go’s Jane Wiedlin skinny dip with America’s Next Top Model, but Mini-Me gets totally fucking naked after getting totally fucking hammered and pisses all over the living room carpet. This in turn awakens both America’s Top Male Model (not to be confused with the aforementioned America’s Next Top Model) and Peter Brady, who peer from their bedroom bleary-eyed and shirtless to flex their six pack abs and stare in astonishment at Mini-Me’s mini meat. Anyway, big ups to VH1 for actually airing the naked dwarf urination. Tell the FCC they can kiss Mini-Me’s adorable naked ass. Let’s hope the rest of the series is just as gay, and just as good.